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                      C R A Z Y   I N   C A L C U T T A


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                  C R A Z Y   I N   C A L C U T T A (schedule)




                           HOS-CIC1.TXT - GENERAL INFO


                           HOS-CIC2.TXT - INTRO


                           HOS-CIC3.TXT - MAIN ACT (adventures, DIY etc)


                           HOS-CIC3.TXT - OUTTRO


                           HOS-CIC5.LHA - KARAOKE, ANSI STYLE





















                OK LETS GET STREETSMART AND START WITH THE IMPORTRANT STUFF:

                MUSICAL INFLUENCES: CHARLATANS, REAKWON, DJ MASSIVE, WU TANG,
                                    MC DETT, FUNKDOOBIEST, CYPRESS HILL,
                                    INNER CITY, VARIOUS HOUSE TRAX.
                                    SABRES OF PARADISE,
                ARTISTIC INFLUENCE: DESERT, MIRO, NIKE, PICASSO, WARHOL,
                                    E. HOPPER  AND LOTS OF LOTS OF MORE!
                     MORAL SUPPORT: THE EVERLASTING TRIVIAL OF DIVINE STYLERS
                   ЉMT'S OWN LABEL: HOUSE OF ISLAM, MECKA
       SARKASTIC HIGHLIGHTS AT TP5: GREAT SPAGHETTI
                                    PRICES AT THE CAFETERIA
                                    ENTRANCE FEE
                                    MUSIC COMPETITION (99% TRANCE)
                                    SUPERB RAVE IN THE SLEEPING HALL
                                    TRIVIALS CIGARETTES
                                    TABLE 14
                                    DORA MAE'S MENSTRUATION PROBLEM
                                    SEBASTIANS FEVER
                                    t^ & ЉMt LISTENING TO FUNKDOOBIEST
                                    MORTIMERS FEET-INFECTION ON THE WAY HOME
               ЉMT'S LATEST MODULE: MECKA AND THE SOUL STYLER (SOUNDS RIPPED:)
                SLOGAN OF THE WEEK: -YO, BUM RUSH THE SCENE
                SLOGAN OF THE YEAR: -STYLE TAKES TIME.
                            SHOUTS: TRIVIAL, WISHBRINGER, APOLLO, RAMIREZ,
                                    SPITE, SLIME, JAZZ, XXX, WHIRLWIND,
                                    MUAD'DIB, RADAVI, CELTIC, DESERT, ALL
                                    DUTCH HOMIES AT TABLE 14 (TP5), HAMLET,
                                    DINO, TOMMY, SLURRY, SATANS FIRE, RELIEF,
                                    AND OF COURSE ALL I MET AT TP 5, PEACE!
                                    IF YOU ARE FORGOTTEN CHECK PART THREE IF
                                    I REMEMBER YOU THERE ;)

                          YEAH, I KNOW, I SHOULDNT BE DOING
                         ASCIIS BUT I CANT STOP.  IF YOU HAVE
                         REQUESTED ASCIIS AND HAVENT RECIEVED
                         THEM IT PROBABLY IS BECAUSE THAT I
                         CANT CALL ANY BOARDS EXHEPT FROM
                         SCHOOL AND THE TEACHERS AT SCHOOL
                         ALREADY HAVE HEARD THE WORD THAT MY
                         PHONEBILL IS KINDA UNPLEASENT SO I
                         HARDLY CAN CALL FROM SCHOOL ANYMORE.
                         BUT IF YOU WANT A MORTIMER TWANG
                         ASKII YOU COULD ALWAYS TRY TO REQUEST
                         THRU RAMON OF HOUSE OF STYLE OR THRU
                         DINO OF DIVINE STYLERS


                         ANOTHER THING THAT REALLY BOTHERED ME THAT
                         IS THAT RIGHT AFTER GETTIN HOME FROM
                         THE PARTY. SUDDENLY, I COUDN'T WALK
                         NO MORE. I HAD A FEET INFECTION.
                         FUCK, MAN, MY FEET WAS BIG AS THE
                         FEET OF AN ELEPHANT. OH, YOU CANT
                         EVEN DREAM OF THE PAIN WHEN I TRIED
                         TO WALK. OH NO. TRIVIAL THOUGHT IT
                         WAS FUN THOUGH. ARGH!. BEFORE ME,
                         TRIVIAL AND DORA MAE HAD A GREAT
                         PARTY AT THE FERRY BETWEEN DENMARK
                         AND SWEDEN. FUCK, DORA MAE WENT VRAZY
                         AFTER THREE BEERS. TALK ABOUT GETTIN
                         DRUNK IN A CHEAP WAY ;)

                         NOW I AM AT LEAST ABLE TO WALK TO THE
                         GOD DAMN KITCHEN TO GET BREWSKIS TO
                         KEEP THE PAIN AWAY FROM MY POOR FEET.

                         ALRITE, THEN. WORD TO RADAVI AND SO.
                         BUT NOW. LETS TAKE A TRIP TO CALCUTTA.

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